REALTOR® Laura Sellers, Auburn, AL
Everything you need to know about buying or selling a home or condo in the Auburn-Opelika, AL area!
Weirdest Thing Seen at an Open House – You Won’t Believe These Stories I’ve seen a LOT of weird things at open houses in Auburn and Opelika.I’m talking… 🫣 Mannequins in EVERY room🐍 A taxidermy snake staring you down🛁 A guy asleep in the bathtub like it was totally normal Y’all. You cannot make this […]
Why Is There Always One Random Step Down Into the Living Room? (And What It Means When You Sell) You know the one—a perfectly normal house, and then BAM… one rogue step down into the living room. Why is that even a thing? • ⚠️ Welcome to the “ankle-breaker feature.”• It’s charming until someone twists […]
“No Thanks” House Tour Bingo: Real Estate Red Flags We’ve All Seen Let’s play a quick game of real estate bingo! 🏡 Some home showings go smoothly… others? Well, they become unforgettable for all the wrong reasons: • Seller at home during the showing – ✅ The awkward small talk you didn’t ask for• Clown […]
If Your House Had a Superpower, What Would It Be? Ever wonder what kind of superpower your house would have if homes had magical abilities? 🏡✨ Whether you’re buying, selling, or just daydreaming, here’s a fun way to reimagine your dream home in Auburn or Opelika, Alabama. • Self-Cleaning Floors – Because honestly, who really […]
When Kids Tour Homes… and Say the Most Honest (and Hilarious) Things If you’ve ever taken a kid on a house tour, you already know: it’s like bringing a tiny comedian with zero filter. One time during a showing, a kid blurted out “This house smells like grandma’s dog!”—right in front of the sellers. 😳😂 […]
What’s the One Thing Your House Does to Drive You Crazy? Every home has its quirks—and let’s be honest, some of them seriously test your patience. What’s the one thing in your house that makes you roll your eyes every day… but you still haven’t fixed? • Not Enough Outlets – Because apparently the builder […]
Real Estate Adventures with Laura and Hans – The Picky Buyer Laura had dealt with picky buyers before, but today’s client took it to a whole new level. As they stepped into the foyer, the buyer immediately whipped out a magnifying glass, squinting at the baseboards like a detective searching for clues. Laura plastered on […]
Real Estate Adventures with Laura and Hans – The ‘Zillow Expert’ Laura could always spot a Zillow Expert from a mile away – that confident stride, the proud tilt of the chin, the way they casually drop the word “Zestimate” like it’s gospel. Today’s buyer had that exact energy. As soon as they stepped through […]
Real Estate Adventures with Laura and Hans – The Lowballer Laura had seen it all in her years as a realtor – the indecisive buyers, the overconfident DIY enthusiasts, the ones who can’t walk past a window without checking their reflection. But the lowballers? They were in a league of their own. Today’s showing started […]
Worst Design Decade Debate: Which One Was the Absolute Eyesore? Let’s settle this once and for all: which decade gave us the worst home design trends? Was it the 1970s with its orange shag carpet and dark wood paneling?The 1980s with mirrored walls and pastel everything?The 1990s hunter green obsession?Or the early 2000s with faux-Tuscan […]
