Alright, let’s decode some classic real estate phrases. If you’ve ever shopped for a house, you’ve probably heard a few of these before—and if you’re a realtor, you’ve definitely heard all of them.
• ‘It Has Potential’ – Translation: I’m going to gut this place and blow my budget doing it.
• ‘We Just Want Something Low Maintenance’ – Translation: We’ve never actually owned a home and think “low maintenance” means it won’t need anything ever.
• ‘It’s Cozy’ – Translation: It’s small. Really small. But we’re trying to sound nice about it.
• ‘We Can See Ourselves Entertaining Here’ – Translation: We’ll host one housewarming party and then retreat into our pajamas forever.
• ‘We’re Open to a Fixer-Upper’ – Translation: We binge-watched HGTV and have zero idea what a reno budget looks like in real life.
• ‘We’re Just Looking’ – Translation: We’re here to waste your time and have no real plans to buy anything.
What’s the funniest or most confusing buyer phrase you’ve heard that needed a translator? Drop it in the comments—I know you’ve got some gems.
If you’re looking to buy or sell in Auburn or Opelika, AL, let’s decode what matters and make sure you actually find the right place—not just say the right thing. Call or text Laura Sellers with Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Preferred Real Estate today.
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