The Neighborhood Looks Cute… Until You Realize THIS
You pull into the neighborhood and it’s giving storybook vibes — tree-lined streets, adorable homes, people walking dogs with iced coffee in hand. But then… reality hits.
• There’s no parking — because everyone’s garage has turned into a junk shrine.
• HOA rules so strict they make the CIA look chill.
• Your neighbor’s “fun little hobby”? Roosters. Crowing. At 5 a.m.
• School drop-off traffic makes you late to work every single morning.
• Surprise! There’s a “neighborhood fee” no one mentioned.
Sound familiar? It’s the stuff you don’t see in the Zillow photos that can make or break your move. That’s why having a local REALTOR® (hi, it’s me 👋) is everything. I’ll help you find the perfect home without the hidden chaos.
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