If Your House Could Talk… What Would It Say About You?
Alright, let’s have some fun. If your house could spill all your secrets, what would it say? You know, those little quirks and habits you try to hide when company comes over. Here are a few I can imagine:
• The Overreactor – ‘She screams every time a spider shows up, like it’s auditioning for a horror movie.’
• The Forgetful One – ‘He never remembers where the light switches are, even though he’s lived here for years.’
• The Midnight Snacker – ‘I’ve seen this person eat ice cream straight from the carton at 2 a.m. more times than I can count.’
• The ‘Just One More’ Decorator – ‘She swore she wouldn’t buy another throw pillow, and yet, here we are.’
• The Cleaning Hypocrite – ‘He’ll vacuum right before guests arrive but lives like a tornado hit the rest of the week.’
• The Tech Junkie – ‘Every outlet is overworked with gadgets, chargers, and smart speakers… it’s a fire hazard waiting to happen.’
• The Noise Hater – ‘She curses under her breath every time the neighbors fire up their leaf blower at 7 a.m. on a Saturday.’
So, what would your house say about you? Drop your best ones in the comments. I promise I won’t judge… much. 👀
🏡 Buying or selling a home in Auburn or Opelika, AL? Let’s work together — I’m Laura Sellers with Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Preferred Real Estate, and I’ll help you find a home that only whispers good things about you.
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