🏡 Real Estate Adventures with Laura and Hans: “Is This a Safe Area?”
It’s one of the most common—and trickiest—questions realtors get asked:
“Is this a safe area?”
And no matter how many times I hear it, my answer is always the same (with maybe a nervous laugh in the mix)…
🧍 Panel 1: The Question
We’re standing in the living room. The buyer takes a step back, looks out the window, and asks:
“Is this a safe area?”
My smile? Still on. But my brain? Spinning like a top.
🧃 Panel 2: The Realtor Response
Cue the sweat.
I clutch my community brochure like it’s a legal shield and say:
“I recommend you do your own research.”
Because I legally have to. (Thanks, Fair Housing laws.)
🐾 Panel 3: Hans the Whisperer
Hans leans in, eyes wide, and whispers:
“Just blink twice if there’s a meth lab nearby.”
I didn’t blink. Not even once.
🎯 Why It Matters
As a licensed realtor, I’m not allowed to answer questions about crime or safety directly—it could violate Fair Housing laws. But I can help you find resources, point you to public data, and guide you toward trusted tools so you can make an informed decision that’s right for you.
At the end of the day, buying a home is personal—and you deserve to feel confident in your decision, not just about the house, but the neighborhood too.
📲 Ready to work with a realtor who gives it to you straight—brochures, Hans, and all?
If you’re looking to buy or sell in Auburn or Opelika, I’ve got your back (and so does Hans).
Let’s find you the right place, the right price, and zero awkward blinks.
Contact Laura Sellers today.
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