Real Estate Adventures with Laura and Hans – The Picky Buyer
Laura had dealt with picky buyers before, but today’s client took it to a whole new level. As they stepped into the foyer, the buyer immediately whipped out a magnifying glass, squinting at the baseboards like a detective searching for clues.
Laura plastered on her best “everything’s fine” smile, gently guiding the buyer into the kitchen. She pointed out the brand-new granite countertops, the sleek stainless steel appliances, and the custom cabinetry – all carefully chosen upgrades designed to impress even the fussiest house hunter.
But the buyer just leaned in closer, inspecting the cabinet handles as if they held the secrets to the universe.
Hans, sitting calmly by the kitchen island, tilted his head to one side, his eyes narrowing as he took in the buyer’s intense focus. He leaned over to Laura, his deep, gravelly voice barely a whisper, “He’s probably going to complain about the air molecules next.”
Laura bit her lip to keep from laughing, knowing that Hans might be closer to the truth than she’d like to admit.
Some buyers just can’t resist nitpicking every little detail, but when they finally find the right home, it’s all worth it. Until then, Laura and Hans will keep their patience – and their sense of humor – fully intact.
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