Neighborhood Stereotypes You’ll Definitely Recognize in Auburn & Opelika
Every neighborhood has its cast of characters — and once you live here long enough, you’ll spot them a mile away.
Here are a few Auburn and Opelika neighborhood favorites:
• The Overly Friendly Neighbor – Always waving, always chatting… and somehow always outside when you’re sneaking to your car in pajamas.
• The Lawn Perfectionist – Mows like clockwork, edges like a pro, and probably has a lawn care routine more complex than your skincare regimen.
• The Driveway Mechanic – There’s always a car up on blocks and a suspicious puddle in the driveway. That’s just part of the charm.
• The Holiday Light Warrior – Decorations go up in October, and those lights might still be twinkling in April. Electric bill? Don’t ask.
• The Nosy Neighbor – Sees all, hears all, and reports all. Probably knows more about your schedule than you do.
• The DIY King/Queen – Every weekend is a construction project. Garage door open, sawdust flying, Home Depot receipts stacking up.
• The Block Party Organizer – The neighborhood’s MVP. Sends group texts, organizes potlucks, and somehow knows everyone’s birthday.
So, which one are you — or which one drives you nuts?
Drop your neighborhood stories in the comments. I know you’ve got some good ones!
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