Real Estate Adventures with Laura and Hans – The ‘Zillow Expert’
Laura could always spot a Zillow Expert from a mile away – that confident stride, the proud tilt of the chin, the way they casually drop the word “Zestimate” like it’s gospel.
Today’s buyer had that exact energy. As soon as they stepped through the front door, they looked around with a knowing smile and declared, “I checked the Zestimate. I know what this house is worth.”
Laura felt Hans’ eyes on her, his massive head turning slowly as if to say, “Here we go.” She forced a polite smile, gesturing toward the freshly updated kitchen and custom tile work in the bathroom – features the Zestimate had likely overlooked.
Hans leaned in, his deep, rumbling voice barely a whisper, “If only their Zestimate knew about the roof leak and that creepy basement…”
Laura stifled a laugh, knowing he had a point. Online estimates are fine for a rough guess, but nothing beats walking through a house and getting the full picture – creaky floorboards, questionable foundations, and all.
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