🏡 Real Estate Adventures with Laura and Hans: “Not a Therapist”
Buying a house can be an emotional decision… but sometimes, it’s a little too emotional.
In this episode of Real Estate Adventures with Laura and Hans, we meet a buyer who’s not just searching for a home—they’re on a quest for healing, competition, and maybe a little drama.
🧠 Panel 1: The Emotional Bomb Drops
The showing had barely started when the buyer walked in—visibly frazzled, emotionally drained, and ready to vent.
“I need a fresh start—divorce, dog custody, and now my mother-in-law’s moving in.”
I looked at Hans and whispered:
“So… trauma plus square footage. Got it.”
(Real estate math is wild.)
🧊 Panel 2: The Competition Heats Up
Next, the buyer pointed dramatically at the kitchen island like they were giving a courtroom closing argument.
“Also, my ex is buying too, and I need mine to look better than his.”
Hans leaned in with a smirk:
“Real estate revenge. The most unspoken comp category.”
Honestly? He’s not wrong.
🎧 Panel 3: Drawing the Line
After listening patiently and professionally, I finally had to put my foot down.
“I sell homes, not settle scores,” I said, arms crossed and done.
Meanwhile, Hans activated his pretend headset and radioed in:
“Dispatch, we’ve got a code ‘Petty Purchase’—send snacks.”
🎯 What’s the Lesson Here?
Life can be messy—but your real estate process shouldn’t be.
Whether you’re dealing with a divorce, starting over, or just really want your kitchen island to win the breakup battle, I’m here to help you focus on what matters: the right home, the right price, and a clear path forward.
📲 Looking for a fresh start in Auburn or Opelika (minus the drama)?
Let’s find a home that works for your future—not your past.
Contact Laura Sellers today.
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