Let’s talk about the unwritten rules of house hunting.
You know, the ones no one puts in the brochure — but every experienced agent silently prays buyers will follow:
• Don’t Open the Fridge – Unless it’s part of the deal, no one needs to know what science experiment is living in the veggie drawer.
• Don’t Judge the Paint (Too Much) – It’s fixable. Lime green might not be your vibe, but that’s a $40 problem, not a dealbreaker.
• Don’t Linger in the Bathroom – Yes, water pressure matters. But hovering in there like you’re settling in? A little awkward.
• Don’t Bring the Whole Clan – A 15-minute tour isn’t the time to introduce Grandma, Uncle Bob, and the neighbor’s cousin.
• Hands Off Personal Items – That vintage spoon collection isn’t part of the tour. Look, don’t touch.
• Don’t Insult the Decor – Think it, don’t say it. Ugly curtains? Fine. Just whisper it in the car.
• Time Your Visit – If your agent is glancing at their watch or edging toward the door, you’ve probably stayed too long.
• Do Not Use the Toilet – Seriously. Just wait.
Buying or selling a home in Auburn or Opelika?
I’ll help you navigate the process — from knowing what matters in a showing to closing with confidence. Whether you’re a first-time buyer or seasoned seller, I’ll make sure you never feel lost (or tempted to use the bathroom mid-tour).
Let’s make your move smart, smooth, and maybe even fun.
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