What Happens When a Smart Home is Too Smart?
(Featuring Laura & Hans the House Dog)
Ever toured a house so high-tech it felt like it had its own personality? Well… meet the smart home that took things a little too far.
It started normal enough—modern, sleek, fully automated. The lights flipped on the second the door opened. The espresso machine fired up like it knew Laura needed caffeine.
Even Hans, her trusty (and suspicious) sidekick, was impressed… until things got weird.
“Access denied,” the house said coldly as Laura opened a closet. “Closet is emotional.”
Yikes.
Next thing you know, Hans sits down to rest, and boom—“Dance party activated!” Lights, music, the whole disco ball effect.
Hans just wanted to chill.
They barely escaped, with the house chirping, “Please rate your visit.”
Hans is still recovering from the impromptu rave.
Whether you want cutting-edge tech or just peace and quiet, Laura Sellers is your go-to realtor in the Auburn and Opelika area. She knows the homes, the neighborhoods, and how to match you with the right vibe (party mode optional).
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