🏡 Real Estate Adventures with Laura and Hans: “The Zillow Expert”
If you’re in real estate long enough, you’ll hear just about everything—from rumors about haunted basements to buyers who claim they’ve cracked the market with an app.
This week’s episode? The almighty Zillow expert strikes again.
🧠 Panel 1: The Know-It-All Arrives
We were standing in a lovely home, freshly painted, priced competitively, and in a great neighborhood.
And yet, my buyer says:
“Zillow says it’s overpriced.”
I stood there with my arms crossed, channeling every ounce of patience I had left. Hans gave me the look.
🩺 Panel 2: Doctor of Real Estate, Apparently
I smiled. Just a little. Then hit him with the kind of response you keep in your back pocket for moments like these:
“And WebMD makes you a surgeon?”
Silence. Sweet, beautiful silence.
📱 Panel 3: Enter the TikTok Guru Uncle
Hans didn’t miss a beat.
He leaned in, tail swishing, and deadpanned:
“Next he’s quoting his TikTok guru uncle.”
Folks, it’s wild out here.
🎯 What’s the Real Lesson?
Zillow is a tool—not a professional. It doesn’t walk your property, evaluate upgrades, or understand the Auburn and Opelika neighborhoods the way a local expert does.
If you’re buying or selling in our area, trust someone who lives here, works here, and actually knows the market—not an algorithm or Uncle Dave on TikTok.
📲 Ready for real guidance from a real expert?
I’m Laura Sellers, your local Auburn and Opelika real estate specialist—and Hans and I are ready to help you skip the noise and get results.
Contact me today.
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