🥳 It’s My Birthday… But Hans Says He’s the Gift 🎁
That’s right—today is my birthday! And while most people celebrate with cake and candles, Hans and I decided to throw ourselves into something even better: helping you buy or sell a home. (Okay, we also had cake. Hans had the dog-friendly version.)
Now, if you’ve ever met Hans, you already know he’s not your average sidekick. He’s 140 pounds of protective, lovable, slobber-prone real estate enthusiasm. And according to him, the best present we could receive is a client who wants to make a move—whether that means buying a dream home or selling a current one (preferably without leaving socks everywhere).
🎈The Birthday Party Vibes Are Real
To celebrate, Hans insisted on wearing a party hat (for five seconds) and photobombed every picture I tried to take for this blog. He also tried to eat the wrapping paper. Twice.
In honor of today, we created a fun image of the two of us celebrating, and Hans demanded it be called:
“Your Next Realtor Is Having a Birthday and Brings Her Own Party Animal.”
Catchy, right?
🐾 Why You Should Let Hans Be Your Co-Agent
Here’s the thing: Hans may not be licensed, but he’s got serious real estate instincts. He can sniff out weird smells, awkward vibes, and sketchy basement energy from a mile away. He also provides emotional support, comic relief, and occasional tail-wagging intimidation when negotiations get tough.
Who wouldn’t want that kind of backup when buying or selling a house?
He’s like a four-legged truth detector with a love for front porches, hardwood floors, and snack drawers.
🎉 The Best Birthday Gift?
Honestly, the greatest gift I could get today would be the chance to help someone—maybe you—navigate the real estate world.
If you’re:
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Thinking of listing your home but don’t know where to start…
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Tired of scrolling through Zillow and ready for the real deal…
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Just want someone who brings humor, honesty, and a big friendly dog to the process…
📲 Let’s turn this birthday into a business win—for both of us.
Call, message, or send snacks—whatever works.
We’re your Auburn & Opelika go-to team… and we’re officially one year sassier today.
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